My new Melt-Banana single is in! Too bad I don't have time tonight to rip it :(Current Music: Penguin Bucket - Shinkanzen (Remixed by OSB of Zion Punch) |
Yesterday morning (from 1:30 to 2:45 am or so) I went on search for food (my cousin, whose house I was staying at, and my brother both came along). First we went to McDonald's, which we were sure was open (most are, plus all the lights were on). After a few minutes at the speaker screaming at it with no answer, we left. We went further down to find more restaurants, all of which were closed (quite a few situations similar to McDonald's). We tried a Steak 'n' Shake, but we were too hungry to wait that long in their drive-thru. Then we walked into an open Dunkin' Donuts, but figured we could eat the same food at the house if we really wanted as we waited in line, so decided "fuck it" and left. We then went to IHOP. After 10 or so minutes of waiting (and becoming delirious: we were laughing at an ad for their Cinn-A-Stacks for most of the time because it said it was "Cinfully delicious"), we were seated. We open the menus and realize that an order of pancakes cost nearly six dollars (we're cheap). Again, we decide "fuck it" and run outside of the store, with much of the customers (there were a surprising amount of people there for 2 am) staring at us. We finally decide to go to the bowel-buster, the place that turns digested food to fire and brimstone: Taco Bell. After waiting in the drive thru for a while (behind some guy blasting a dance remix of some shitty song), we finally get our orders: 2 1/2 pound burritos and 3 soft tacos. We finally get home, turn on the TV and start eating. I was so hungry it tasted *good*.
As we are flipping through the channels, we see the title "Spiderbabe." We say "WTF." WTF indeed. It apparently is some kind of soft-core porn spoof of spiderman with women, but it was more funny than stimulating. Like porn and Takashi Miike movies, every excuse is used to get naked (in one scene, Spiderbabe (whose outfit is some sort of one-piece thing and an upside down felt-mask) saves a woman from robbers, and she says "How can I repay you?" Bow-chikka-bow-wow ensues). One of the funniest things about the movie (I didn't watch much of it, amusing as it was) was the newspaper (recalled the one in Spiderman that attempts to bring him down). It was called the Daily Bunghole (I kid you not), which is advertised everywhere as "Proud to be serving for 69 years!"
Fin.
(Some may see this as an endorsement of the losing Finnish men's hockey team in the 2006 Winter Olympics, but I wholeheartedly cheered for the Swedish team)I feel:  happy Current Music: Turbo - OBeoSenSu |
Yesterday, Darkscorpion made me admin of the DAMN forums, since he is mostly inactive (as if the forums aren't...). It's cool that he mad me admin, but my qualifications are questionable (I can still practice law, surgery, and preside over weddings, though!), but I plan to continue the hands-off tradition of the forum, it is much more fun that way. Look at the nazis at places like JPo(o)p.com, tokyo-nights, etc., it is much less fun there.Current Music: Turbo - OBeoSenSu |
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Feb. 15th, 2006 @ 12:54 am
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Because everyone else is doing it. And no clicky. Bitches. Sentence fragment.Current Music: Schizo - Deep Sigh |
Today some stuff finally came in that I got on eBay from Japan, what I'm most excited about is the Boredoms cassette.
Mayu7584: From this guy I bought The Boredoms cassette Boretronix 3, which is quite rare (Eye only taped them whenever he needed cash, according to Matt Exile). Cost a pretty penny, though :(
Matt Exile: A really helpful guy from Osaka, the publisher of the zine Exile Osaka sent me an issue of his zine for free, because I've ordered so much stuff from him. I also got a Dopamine Rider Boredoms documentary on DVD, an issue of Head Cheese (another zine) and a compilation he put out for Exile Osaka. He is also selling some other things I'd like to get, but I also need to hoard money for bills, a Life After Life CD and a Schizo CD.
I also got a fan-made DVD of a Melt-Banana live, really good stuff from what I've watched so far (I haven't even been able to watch my Lightning Bolt DVD yet, either), and the camera angle is great. You can even see how Rika plays most of the songs :DI feel:  busy Current Music: Life After Life - Marijuana |
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Uh, what the fucking fuck? Teh pekkles took this, and it wasn't nearly as fucked up as this. There is maybe one redeeming line in the whole thing, but no one gets to know what it is!
|  | Dear Cupid,
This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
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Pekkleness and I shared a wonderful tryst with a dildo built for two.
I pretended to be the ghost of Jim Morrison to sleep with Ardentmemories – and it worked.
Kaguyaxhime and I got stuck in a crazy sexual position and had to call Talibanana to help us out. |
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Talibanana hook up with me this Valentine's day?
Sincerely,
idolcrash |
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Jan. 20th, 2006 @ 03:26 am
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Look upon him with fear and dread!
Jan. 9th, 2006 @ 11:19 pm
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Last night I went to a concert (long fucking drive), which had two or three shitty emo bands and then the greatness of Valient Thorr and Guttermouth. ASG was pretty good too. I moshed throughout the ASG set and for much of the Valient Thorr set (apparently they are from the ice rivers of Venus, which seems to produce old fat biker hippies with afros), and VT played an amazing show (even if I thought they were Guttermouth roadies at first). At one point, the singer came down off stage, got everyone to sit down, and then everyone flew up when the music started again. Right after the set, I went to get a CD but realized I had no cash on me (except for one dollar), and the bassist was the one selling their swag (incidentally, he looked almost exactly like Will Ferrell in the infamous Blue Oyster Cult cowbell sketch on SNL).
Then, Guttermouth, the headlining band, came up. I was in the pit for the first few songs, but after that I was way too tired to survive through the now 80+ person-strong pit (although I did make a few runs through). I stayed mostly towards the front, jumping around and doing all that other shit, while being smashed into other fans (a good amount were surprisingly decent looking gurrrlzomgwtf). At one point Mark (the singer) grabbed and shook my hand while singing (they are usually quite drunk on stage too). Their set was even more intense than Valient Thorr's, and a hell of a lot of fun. After quickly running off stage, they came back on for an encore, but only after someone bought Mark a shot of tequila. They played another two songs and left. Before they came back, some drunk lady kept going up to the stage (circumventing the security gates) to yell at the band, which left through a back side door.
After the show, I found my brother and began to leave, but noticed some guy looking for his glasses. I found them for him, and he and his girlfriend thanked me. He then shook my hand, said I was the best, asked my name, then hugged me, told me I was the best person ever (again), and asked my name (again). He wa sobviously drunk, and his girlfriend embarrassed. It was cool though, it is nice to help people out (OMGE-MORLAzxzZZxZX!!!1!). I didn't get home until 2 AM, almost falling asleep at the wheel. Then I had to work today, and I got up late (luckily, the owner was late to the shop). We were cleaning (the shop is the nastiest fucking place) from a little after 11 until 8, and spent about about 1.583645 hours looking for shelving and other things to buy to organize the place a little bit.
In other news, my (and probably metal's, lstorm's, and fukai's) so-called 3 day suspension from posting in jpop.com is still active (this is the 4th or 5th day), which is odd because we were all suspended for not breaking any rules, and having a 'random conversation' in the, brace yourself, 'Random Conversation Thread.' The mods there are fucking ridiculous, unexperienced, and uneducated. The place is nearly as bad as Tokyo-Nights (it would be a serious contender if they had similar amounts of users), and the many of the members there (except for a slight few) are even worse.
Jan. 8th, 2006 @ 02:39 am
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Here's a one-page strip I did, after me and bren were talking about some things involving shit and Tokyo Tower. It is called Tokyo Geri (Tokyo Diarrhea), and was drawn at 3 am. The Japanese in it is fairly simple, so most should be able to understand it.
Jan. 2nd, 2006 @ 04:25 pm
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Some of my family is going to Greece this summer (as they usually do every few months), and it looks like they'll be picking up a bouzouki for me. And tomorrow, ouzo!
Dec. 31st, 2005 @ 01:57 am
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 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I pulled ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dunetiger's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kaguyaxhime (-5000 points). In May I put money in pekkleness's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lstorm's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4969 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
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Dec. 8th, 2005 @ 09:44 pm
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Cora tries to kill Robbeh, myself, and Bren.
Dec. 5th, 2005 @ 12:39 am
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I'm only doing this because I'm an attention whore
Leave your name or just a comment and:
1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I could buy you anything in the world what would I give you.
9. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST!
Dec. 4th, 2005 @ 10:26 pm
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Very nice snow on Thanksgiving Day. I miss the snow....
The album is teh here.
Nov. 24th, 2005 @ 09:07 pm
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Damn, I should be doing homework now but I'm thinking of everything not to do. I'm tired and I'm going to bed late tonight, go me! At least I have no classes on Friday, and hopefully no work. That will mean road trip to visit family 4 hours away. Luckily, I'm going with other family so I'm not fucking driving this time. Woot.
I finished another song today, for Molested with Meatsauce. Robbeh heard it, and he says he masturbates to it every night, it is so great. Nice to hear.
Karen: Stop studying and get on IRC!
Nov. 7th, 2005 @ 07:05 pm
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I wonder if I should post here or at my last.fm account. Or either at all. Da fuck.
Nov. 5th, 2005 @ 09:54 pm
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What's that, motherfucker?
Nov. 5th, 2005 @ 10:16 am
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